Mechanic Can’t Figure Out What’s Wrong With Customer’s Mitsubishi. Then He Turns To Witchcraft: ‘Hail Spirit Of the Machine…’
“…Essence divine, in your code and circuitry the stars align.” Every mechanic eventually reaches the point where logic runs out. Compression checks fine. Fuel pressure looks good. Coils get swapped.…
Mechanic Can’t Figure Out What’s Wrong With Customer’s Mitsubishi. So He Uses Witchcraft On It: ‘It’s a Mitsubishi’
“Hail spirit of the machine, essence divine, in your code and circuitry the stars align.” Every mechanic eventually reaches the point where logic runs out. Compression checks fine. Fuel pressure…
These Luxury Car Brands Were The Top Sellers In 2025
Spoiler alert: A German automaker took the top spot last year. BMW outsold every other luxury brand to become America’s best-seller in 2025. The German automaker sold 388,897 vehicles last…
AI, Affordability, And America: What Will The Auto Industry Look Like In 2026?
Skyrocketing prices, AI-packed cars, and the return of gas engines could make for an unpredictable year. Welcome to 2026, glad you could make it. As we close the chapter on…
After Trying BMW’s New iDrive, People Don’t Want The Rotary Dial Back
BMW claims that those who used the new infotainment don’t miss the iDrive knob. The iDrive dial has been a staple of BMW interiors since the 7 Series (E65) debuted…
‘You Did Not Think About The Girls’: Woman Buys Honda. Then a New Feature Convinces Her They’re Not Designed For ‘The Girlies’
“Honda I love my car but WHYYYYY…” The 2026 Honda HR-V checks a lot of the right boxes for drivers who want something practical without stepping up to a full-size…
Woman Gets A New Toyota. Then She Fills Up The Tank: ‘I’m Shoooook’
“Are you freaking serious?” There’s nothing quite like that new car feeling—the smell, the new technology, the still pristine interior. But for one woman, the best part of her new…
Dealers Hype The Audi Q9: ‘That Soccer Mom Vehicle’ We Need
It’s going to be bigger than the Q7 and will offer a proper third row. Better late than never, Audi is about to enter the full-size luxury SUV segment. From…
‘Weirdo Behavior:’ Man’s Car Gets Totaled Overnight. Then His Neighbors Refuse to Share Ring Footage of Who Damaged It
“What are the odds?” A woman and her boyfriend were shocked to wake up and find one of their vehicles totaled and no note left behind. They turned to their…
Woman Parks Her Rental Car at Hotel. Then a Valet Nearly Makes Her Miss the Flight: ‘This Happens More Than You Think’
“That would be a free stay…” A woman says she almost missed her flight because the hotel couldn’t locate her rental car keys after she opted for valet parking. In…